It has been brought to my attention that Pacman Jones is, once again, in trouble.
As reported by rotoworld.com, “Pacman Jones reportedly punched a female lawyer at the Body Tap strip club in North Atlanta on January 3rd. Jones apparently entered the manager’s office, accusing the club of stealing money from him and falsely accusing his entourage of owing a tab. Jones reportedly lunged at the woman multiple times during the meeting, in what the lawyer said was an attempt at grave bodily harm. Jones didn’t connect until afterwards in the hallway, when he reached around a security guard to “sucker punch” the woman. Not only could this be a violation of Jones’ parole, it could result in the league delaying his March return to football activities, and certainly make the Titans less willing to welcome him back.”A few items in response to this story:
If you are Pacman Jones…
A. Might want to rethink hanging around with the same “entourage” that got you in trouble the first time.
B. Strip clubs are probably not the best place for you to be right now.
C. If you choose to do A. or B., definitely do not do them together, &
D. DON’T PUNCH FEMALE LAWYERS!!
